Snob Equation Why is being a "-snob" suddenly cool? Is there a threshold for being a socially accepted snob? Example: Snobby Jane = Uncool + Fat + Bitch. BUT Snobby Jane + Snobby Snow White + Snobby Cinderella + Snobby Ariel + Snobby Pocahontas = Supercool + Phat + Bitch. (the cool definition of bitch, not the PMS kind - and did you notice how all other members are Princesses) It then follows that my theory: [ (Snob + rn -->10) * C]w = COOL (IF AND ONLY IF) r = royal pains in the arse see note and C = clique and w = web site English translation: "A snob is cool if and only if the number of royal-pains-in-the-asses approaches 10, replicating in a clique, raised to the power of a web site." note Why does r have to be in the color red? The answer is: Usually, royal pains in the arses flail and wail about like monkeys, and... well... we know what color monkey arses are. Copyright (c) 2001-2009 by Jane Chin, All Rights Reserved. Back to Rate of Attrition